Okay. I don’t care what your plans for a plot are. But I’ve got two MAJOR problems with your current direction. One, Ziva shouldn’t be getting naked with ANYONE but Tony. Dating? Yes. Flirting? Certainly? But naked? In bed? No. Ziva and Tony are my favorite couple to watch and if she’s boinking someone else, I am NOT going to be happy. Two, a TERRORIST? I mean, a cold ass KILLER? If Ziva is going to make a massive bedroom error, it shouldn’t be with a killer who was running a terrorist cell. Oh, and what’s with the whole introducing me to Chris O’Donnell as this cool new character and then killing him? You guys suck.
To The Discovery Channel
Thanks for the Mother’s Day Deadliest Catch Marathon. It was awesome.
Are you telling me you don’t see what’s wrong with this ad?
It’s bad enough that I have to filter through Enzyte ads with their horrendous double entendres. Worst of all, these ads are on Cartoon Network. How would YOU like to explain to your children why the oven is talking about liking a wipe down with a shimmy? You’ve guaranteed I won’t be buying your product.
Is canceling good shows your forte or what? First, I hear rumors that you won’t be renewing “The Sarah Chronicles” one of my favs I watch on Hulu.com every week. Then, I see you’re canceling “Dollhouse”. Now, I’m not a huge fan of “Dollhouse” but I know many who are. It seems that you have a knack for kicking excellent shows to the curb, yet “Family Guy” is still getting big billing. Whatever.
To The Republican Party
You don’t get it. I just got a survey from you in the mail which proves it. Look, I’m not interested in a Newt Gingrich revival. I don’t like Rush. You ARE becoming the Old White Man Party. Here’s my bitch with you. John McCain was the only candidate who spoke about the truth in Iraq. He has ALWAYS done it. I planned to vote for him even as you tried to shove Mitt Romney with his perfect tan down my throat. Then, McCain begins to get good momentum. You did everything to slow it down, make it worse. Then, you showed clear reluctance when you nominated him to run as the party’s candidate. Now we come to my biggest complaint.
Sarah Palin. As the media attacked her, as she became the punching bag for the Democratic party, you all gave pat, canned answers in her defense. NONE of you came out and fought for her. NONE of you showed an ounce of smarts in presenting her to the public. Most of the American public views Sarah Palin the way that Saturday Night Live presented her. Of course, why should I be surprised? As a party, you have shown yourself to be as disloyal as the Democrats are to what you perceive as a losing candidate. (Democrats, don’t think I’ve forgotten Gray Davis. I haven’t. You abandoned him and lost to Arnold. Thanks to you, we have a Hollywood Terminator in Sacramento running things.) So, pay attention, GOP. Stop being a bunch of judgmental assholes. Stop jamming your status quo in my face. This is 2009, not 1992. Open up your minds to the possibility of inclusiveness. Deal with the real issues. Let states decide the moral issues for themselves. Protect our constitution. ALL of our constitution. (That includes Free Speech and non-discrimination as well as the right to keep and bear arms). Stop being the party of bigots, moral uptight assholes and old ideas. Perhaps there’s a way to reduce the Federal role of government and let the voters decide the big stuff. Stop being the world’s policemen. And stop being the World Bank’s little lackeys. I don’t expect you’ll listen, but I had to speak up.