To The Media
So the Swine Flu bullshit has once again showed your primary purpose is to scare the American people into hatred. The idea that closing the borders would have stopped the spread of the Swine Flu as little sorority girls brought it home and spread it is typical of your fear mongering. It’s ridiculous. Instead of helping, reaching out, supporting a country in a crisis, we recoiled and blamed. How typical. Stephen King’s vision of the end in “The Stand” seems pretty reasonable. It seems when a superbug does attack our country, we’ll be too busy pointing fingers to survive. Thanks for the heads up.
To the Trolls HERE
I was highly amused that a discussion on irony turned into a name calling session. However, I think you all needed to see this video.
How the hell did you get me into this MayNoWriMo? Was I asleep? I bet I was. No way I did it consciously. For all you lucky people who don’t know what that is, it’s a version of the National Novel Writing Month, in which insane people-er I mean motivated writers write a novel in thirty days or a month. Usually it happens in November, but a small number of nutcases-er I mean dedicated people do one in May. So, I’m writing fifty thousand words in thirty-one days. I also have a team. (Thanks for impressing me into service as team captain too. Did I volunteer? I swear I have alzheimers) Anyway, GO TEAM THUMBTACK!!!!! Wish me luck. I hate to lose, so I’ll be nose to the grindstone for the next three weeks.
To The Deadliest Catch Film Crew
Brilliant beginning to Season Five. Oh and thanks for the upcoming Mother’s Day Marathon. I’ll be in HEAVEN.