To The Makers Of NyQuil
You plus me plus equals some very odd posts.
To Sarah Palin
I love your story and your strength BUT (and there always is one of those, isn’t there?) I’m not dumb enough to think you’re completely squeaky clean. No politician truly is. Even John Edwards wasn’t. All that boyish charm didn’t save him from the wolves. Step carefully. The media is a pool of sharks and they smell fresh meat.
To The Democratic Congress
I’m amused. You told us you’d end the war. You didn’t even try. You told us you’d get rid of Bush’s policies. Most of them are still in place. You boasted that, given the majority, you’d change things. Things have changed alright. Gas prices are at an all time high, unemployment rose as businesses lay off employees, and you decided to take a vacation. Let me just say this. For all your talk of blaming Bush for the state of affairs, you certainly haven’t shown any alternative to be proud of. My suggestion is to listen to your constituents. They told you what they wanted but you were too busy playing politics. I don’t think voters are going to believe you next election.
To the Republican Party
Good call. Canceling a majority of the GOP Convention for Gustav was well done. Has Karl Rove been talking to you guys? Because suddenly, you all are being cagey and smart. How the hell did THAT happen. It was an excellent move.
To Barrack Obama
You’ve shown class. In vehemently stating that Palin’s daughter ought to be off limits, you went up in my estimation. Unfortunately, I’m still of the opinion that I’d like a Do Over. Don’t know what I mean?
Here’s a video.
To The Redneck
After all these years of bitching about the kids “making you sick” and “giving you colds”. I’d like to thank you for bringing this doozy home for us to enjoy. I especially like the body aches. THOSE have been a blast. Oh, and the not being able to hear anything part was really fun. This time you were the carrier. Good times.
To Todd Kauffman
Inquiring minds want to know. When is Heather going to get kicked off of Total Drama Island and why why why is it taking so long? Really. My eight year old is going on and on about it.