Another Video that CRACKS ME UP!

And it’s COMPLETELY not safe for work or small children either. LOL! Skylar Grey is one of my favorite artists and she teamed up with Eminem for something….well…flat out dirty and funny. I love it. And the reason I love it is this: I get the impression (and maybe I’m wrong) that Skylar and Eminem are poking fun at some of the stuff we hear all the time that “sells”. After all, this is the same artist who released “Invisible” which basically states how every ignores her. I see this song as kind of joke on the old “sex sells” crap. You can dance to it too. LOL! Be prepared though. It’s diiiiiiirty.

If you got a sweet tooth
You can taste my watermelons
If the swing set bores you
I can show you all my talents
I can wear a tail, like all the bitches can’t
You can have all this, boy!
And there’s only one thing that I want from you

Come on, let me ride your bicycle
It’s so fantastical, on your bicycle
We can get a little more physical
Baby, after all, it’s only natural
I feel it coming, coming, coming Oh
I feel it running, running, running Oh
Come on, let me ride your bicycle
It’s so fantastical, on your bicycle

You want to ride my bicycle
You want to ride my bike

If the world starts freezing, I can make it hot and humid
If you get a bee-sting, I can suck out all the poison
I can make you last, like all the bitches can’t
Have I made it clear, boy?
There’s only one thing that I want from you

Come on, let me ride your bicycle
It’s so fantastical, on your bicycle
We can get a little more physical
Baby, after all, it’s only natural
I feel it coming, coming, coming Oh
I feel it running, running, running Oh
Come on, let me ride your bicycle
It’s so fantastical, on your bicycle

I’m only fucking with you
Fuck you for thinking it’s true
I’m not like the sluts in this town
They make me bleh in my mouth
I wanna ride on your bike
Cause you’re the boy that I like
It’s like I’m a sell out for you
But your bike’s so shiny and new

She’s distracted, by my reflectors, man, I can tell the chick is attracted
My wheels spoke to her, my swing is a chick magnet
Bagging up chicks like a bag of chips
With a bag of prophylactics as big as Mick Jagger lips
Shagging’s not something I’m a pro at, but I ain’t practicing shit
Allen, Iverson has safe sex, condoms are for practice, man, I skip practice
Flip backwards while I flip this bike on its banana seat
My fantasy’s to have you land where the kick stand is
Got this bitch gagging, they call me the broad killer
I’m the cousin of Godzilla
Cause I spit fire and my dick is draggin’
Zig-zaggin’ up the avenue, pulling these chicks in my antagonist
Waggin’, screamin’

Come on, let me ride your bicycle
It’s so fantastical, on your bicycle
We can get a little more physical
Baby, after all, it’s only natural
I feel it coming, coming, coming Oh
I feel it running, running, running Oh
Come on, let me ride your bicycle
It’s so fantastical, on your bicycle

You want to ride my bicycle
You want to ride my bike

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