While Jen is away, I’ve decided to hijack her blog.
Why? Because I’m evil like that.
What? It could be worse! I could have decided to spam her blog with tons of porn while she’s not here to save you from it. I think this is me performing a public service for not subjecting you to porn in any of it’s variety of iterations. Like animal porn, geriatric porn, fetish porn–oh, wait. If you read some of Jen’s work, maybe fetish porn would be something you’d enjoy. I know she would. Scratch that idea.
In any case, I’ve hijacked her blog. And while she’s away, I’m bringing in other minions of eeeevil to help me in my quest to horrify and amaze you the way only a sideshow freak could.
Oh! I just had a thought. I know exactly how to torment her! Mwah ha ha! I knew I’d come up with something suitably evil if I just kept talking. My stream of conscious often leads to nefarious things.
America’s Next Top Model, my evil and dirty little secret pleasure reality show of pain, did a highly appropriate photo shoot awhile ago where they made the models dress up as circus sideshow freaks. And now they’ll be on Jen’s blog. Mwah ha ha!
The Elephant Girl
Man-eating Animal Girl
Siamese Twins
The bearded lady
For your sake, I hope Jen returns soon! *Evil Laugh*
~Crystal Jordan
17 Comments
June 19, 2008 at 7:21 am
[...] Jennifer Leeland is on vacation, I hijakced her blog and did evil things with it. Come enjoy her pain and [...]
June 19, 2008 at 7:21 am
I’m an evil minion. I’m an evil miiiiiiiiiiinion.
buahahahahahahaha
June 19, 2008 at 7:23 am
Oh dear….
June 19, 2008 at 7:24 am
Yes you are, Dayna! You get to go next in the parade of eeeeviiilllll. Woot!
June 19, 2008 at 7:31 am
OMGosh! You are so evil, but I enjoyed your evilness!
June 19, 2008 at 7:38 am
That’s what I like to hear
June 19, 2008 at 7:49 am
Oh, I just knew Jen wouldn’t leave me without my Redneck fix! And you are evil … but I love it!
June 19, 2008 at 7:49 am
LOL.
I actually like ANTM. It’s almost like a train wreck.
June 19, 2008 at 7:51 am
Nina: Why, thank you.
Angeleque: That’s exactly why I like it!
June 19, 2008 at 7:52 am
Oooh I have a post ready for Saturday.
Poor Jen.
*insert evil laughter here*
Don’t you wish you had friends like us?
June 19, 2008 at 7:54 am
muahahahaha
Can I be a minion with a strange accent?
June 19, 2008 at 7:54 am
Tormenting people comes so naturally to me–should that worry me?
June 19, 2008 at 1:51 pm
LOL – I can be evil. I’ll be the sneaky one who doesn’t look evil but really I am.
June 19, 2008 at 7:06 pm
You’re all evil! My poor blog! Woe is me! Woe is me!
(I LOVE ANTM!!! It’s a guilty secret. Don’t tell, K?)
June 19, 2008 at 7:56 pm
ha. You have no secrets. I’m blogging here now!
June 20, 2008 at 12:41 am
Having fun reading of your blog.loansrestructuring
June 20, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Hey now. I didn’t hear anything about a vacation! Why am I always left out of the darned loop? I think I’m the president of the Last-One-To-Know club and I don’t like it.
Okay, ranting over. Have a good vacation *grumble* and…I’ll come by and keep your hijacked blogged company. Blogs need love to, you know?
P.S. Where do I sign up for my evil minionship?