To The Weather
Maybe it’s because I don’t have a heater, but could you wrap up the winter crap already? Now don’t get me wrong. I love winter. But it’s March now and you’ve kept it cold for long enough. Besides, I think the Dirt Faced Okie Boys might not survive another one of your “snow days”.
Just sayin’.
To the Customers at Parlato’s Friday Night
Yes, I know. We were loud. But when you have two boys (six and seven), an eighteen month old, two Rednecks and their two drunk wives…it’s bound to get rowdy. If you came to Parlato’s hoping for a “quiet dinner for two” and got the Michelle and Jennifer show, I’m sorry.
Just Sayin’
To The Democratic Party
As a political junkie, I want to thank you for one of the most fascinating elections I’ve ever seen. I tune in just to see what will happen next. It’s all of this controversy that gave me and Michelle’s twenty-five year old Vegan son something to chat about. And we actually didn’t disagree. Who knew? Though I worry the results of the primary may permanently damage the party, I can’t take my eyes off the spectacle. Like a train wreck.
Just sayin’
To The Republican Party
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz *snort* Whaaaaa? Oh were you there? I’m sorry. I didn’t see you.
Just sayin’
To John Edwards
Regardless of what the numbers show, there are still people out there who support you. Be careful. You may hold a trump card for a decision that could change the face of politics. No pressure though.
Just sayin.
To Crown Royal Whiskey
I’d like to officially thank you for making Michelle’s birthday a blast. Now, her husband and kids might not thank you, but she and I do.
Just sayin’
To MSNBC and Hilary Clinton
I’m so confused. David Shuster uses a common term and you bow to Clinton pressure. I know this happened a while ago, but it still floors me. Pundits can make some pretty harsh comments about anyone, but heaven forbid they apply a slang term to the shameless Clinton machinations. Saying Chelsea “Pimped out” her mother when voters are bombarded by constant phone calls, ads and pressure seemed pretty mild. But then, I am not offended by that word. I wonder why you are? *Pssst David* Chelsea WAS pimping her Mom out and Hilary should be damn lucky she was.
Just Sayin’
To Good Relations
Can I just say YOU ROCK!!! I love your store and the people who work there. It’s a fine line between classy and trashy. Thanks for always being on the “classy” side.
Just Sayin’
13 Comments
March 10, 2008 at 6:55 am
Jen, sounds like you had a wonderful time on Friday night. Nothing better than good times with good friends.
March 10, 2008 at 9:00 am
Who in their right mind would go to Parlato’s for a quiet dinner for two? If anyone was bothered by your…boisterousness…it’s their own damn fault. Sounds like a great time!
March 10, 2008 at 9:13 am
We had a blast Nina.
And Kristabel, they have a BAR for God’s sake. What do they expect. LOL.
March 10, 2008 at 9:57 am
It’s been warm here (no fire for two days!) Maybe the fog will lift up north.
Did that sound smug? Yep, When I’m baking this summer in 105 heat, return the favor;>
March 10, 2008 at 10:04 am
LOL! No problema Kym. It’s not really that cold here, but in the mornings…brrrrrrr. I’d just like Spring to get a move on.
March 10, 2008 at 10:23 am
LMAO! Yeah, the Republicans are snoozers this time around. Maybe that sleazy looking/sounding Mitt Romney shoulda hung on longer. He coulda livened it up a little. And have ya seen Cindy McCain’s botoxed face? Talk about a freaking vampire! *shudders*
March 10, 2008 at 10:25 am
LOL Winter.
March 10, 2008 at 6:17 pm
So, umm… Jen… I guess I shouldn’t mention it was 86oF here today? *ducks and runs*
March 10, 2008 at 6:18 pm
LOL!!!! No, probably not. Though Kym survived. You might escape.
March 10, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Yeah, it is me. Fruitrotica come to haunt you some more? Nooo, just a little bit of dangerous play with darts. Tag!
check it out at http://www.tarasnichols.blogspot.com
and.. sorry.
March 11, 2008 at 6:14 am
LOL Tara. Oh the things you do with Kumquats! Tsk Tsk.
*off to check out Tara’s link*
March 13, 2008 at 2:39 am
I truly enjoy your “Just sayin’” posts, they crack me up. You are so very witty!
“To The Republican Party Zzzzzzzzzzzzz *snort* Whaaaaa? Oh were you there? I’m sorry. I didn’t see you.”
You are so much fun!
March 13, 2008 at 4:33 am
Awww My Lumps, Thanks darlin’.