Ever have that feeling that you’re laying on a flat wooden board and some hulking ugly guy is dripping water on your forehead? Oh, he doesn’t want to know anything. He just wants to TORTURE YOU.
Yep. That’s me right now.
*drip* (On answering machine….three times)”Ms. McKenzie…please call *name of mortgage company* immediately at *stupid long number*
*drip*(Brother In Law I can’t Stand) “Well I only dated the woman once, but when I found out she’d just gotten out of jail for shooting her boyfriend……”
*drip* (BIL again) “I was only kidding Dolly when I said she’d be your next stepmother…”
*drip*(The Dirt Faced Okie Boys) “He hit me!” “But he’s being a jerk!”
*drip* (The Redneck) “Well, I thought I’d just let them fight it out. How was I supposed to know Demolition Boy would slam Train Boy against the wall! He has a bruise? Really?”
*drip* (Mrs. Giggles Review)”….Just don’t think about the plot to much is my advice”
*drip* (in my own head…which I think is out to kill me.) No! THAT plot won’t work. Besides, you don’t even know who your bad guy is. You should rewrite THAT and send it to *agent of my choice*. YadaYadaYada blah blah blah.
*drip* (The Redneck) “I think I need to get my brakes fixed on the truck….and while I do that…..”
*drip* (my mother) “Well, I don’t know when we’re going to scatter your grandmother’s ashes. I’m waiting for *long list of stupid relatives* to call me.
*drip* *drip* *drip*
Can you feel it?
I knew there was a reason I was going to vote for John McCain.
12 Comments
January 20, 2008 at 9:45 am
Yep, I often have days like that.. *drip* *drip* *drip*
January 20, 2008 at 9:46 am
Thank God Michelle. Shall we tap in Morse Code on our prison walls? LOL.
January 20, 2008 at 9:53 am
Ugh! I’m feeling it now. My list of drips is waaaay too close to yours, right down to the ashes which were scattered without me.
January 20, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Hang in there, girl. I, too, know the joys of water torture. My favorite part is when you finally lose it and people are all like, geez, what’s her problem? A million pinpricks, that’s what my problem is!
January 20, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Chocolate makes a great drug to dull the drips.
January 20, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Great imagery, Jen! I think if I made a drip list I’d start crying! LOL.
January 20, 2008 at 5:06 pm
*drip* (Kaige, who just finished HotS) “I really liked it. I don’t often read contemporaries, but this was really good. I liked the plot and the interaction between the H/h sizzled. Thanks for writing it!”
*hugs Jen* Sometimes you have to step back and realize that not all drips are bad, just the loudest and worst timed ones are.
January 21, 2008 at 4:36 am
Oh man Alice! I hope the dripping stops soon for you.
LOL, VBC! Exactly!!!
Kym, yes it does. A bag of m&ms are sounding REAL good right now.
Shelli, you’re a mommy. Dripping is part of the deal.
And Kaige, thank you so much. What a GREAT comment to wake up to.
January 21, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Well, I’ve been called a drip more than once in my life. I hope I haven’t added to the accumulation
Call if you need to shake some of it off!! I’m always here…for you 
January 21, 2008 at 9:24 pm
You need to turn the faucet off and save your water. Or my best thought would be attach a hose and spray the drips away. Chin up. The water does run dry sooner or later.
January 22, 2008 at 6:32 am
LOL Topaz! Maybe it’s my lack of plumbing skills that’s the problem here.
Thanks so much. I think the water is beginning to run dry already.
March 3, 2008 at 6:19 pm
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